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Pnårp suffered expensive disasters, queued up some Q-Tips, then took that as his cue to tiptoe off. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/09/22/

Pnårp heard a wild eep at a gas pump but only saw a duck-man and a seven-foot-tall Ouagadougouan. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/09/15/

Pnårp continued battling bugs, then a television, then an oil tank, then a staircase. Then things got weirder. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/09/08/

Pnårp noshed, contended with precious metal bugs, failed, lived in starlight, pondered many questions, then snapped out of it. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/09/01/

Pnårp may be unsure if a nipple can nibble, but a diet of worms while riding a tiger would do wonders for Hoover. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/08/25/

Pnårp fought off a flock of armless, fingerless birds, had no explanation for things, then sank back into the mud from whence he came. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/08/18/

Pnårp wondered why so many streets are just endless rows of houses or commercial buildings. Why not giant mushrooms? https://www.pnarp.com/2024/08/11/

Pnårp meditated on vinegar, vim and vigor, and other minutery best left up to wiser men to pontificate about. Not that that would ever stop Pnårp, though! https://www.pnarp.com/2024/08/04/

Pnårp experienced rampant uncertainty, ghastly confusion, worrying wonderment, no ideas, no knowledge, ungrulious unsurety… but then sudden surety and certainty. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/07/28/

Pnårp realized this week that it’s all over. It got in—and it’s all over! https://www.pnarp.com/2024/07/21/

Pnårp makes a lot of simple statements. Some are simpler than others. Pnårp is not simple. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/07/14/

Pnårp questioned why things happened. Why did things happen? Why didn’t other things? Why not everything? https://www.pnarp.com/2024/07/07/

Pnårp mused upon many a-topic, then sank back into the mud from whence he came. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/06/30/

Pnårp recounts the tale of how he went from Frosted Flakes to oatmeal cookies to bagels, by way of fungus and magic. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/06/23/

For Pnårp this week, things were looking up. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/06/16/

Pnårp was left transfixed, perplexed, and even duplexed this week, as even stranger things were afoot—tadpoles, crocodiles, and other things that don’t fit in a toilet bowl. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/06/09/

Pnårp jaunted around town in a fez, Becasue in her cowbells, and then there was mooing and cheese on fire. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/06/02/

Pnårp’s purple prose asphyxiated due to insufficient spooning for more. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/05/26/

Pnårp opined in a most opinionated manner—on pines, onions, pinions, and more. https://www.pnarp.com/2024/05/19/

Pnårp expiscated some sage advice this week: “Never put a fish in your car. Unless you pack it—tight. Remember that. It’ll help you in life.” https://www.pnarp.com/2024/05/12/

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Q-Tips, cute tips, a queue of tips

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A nipple that could nibble

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Endless rows of houses

Musings on vinegar, vigor, and elephant bites

Too many uncertainties

Too many demands

Too many answers

Too many questions

Back into the mud from whence

So I didn’t want them anymore

Things are looking up

Transfixed, perplexed, and duplexed

Cows, cowboys, cowgirls, and so much mooing

Purple prose asphyxia

One moron’s opinion

Never put a fish in your car

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