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Invidy, diaeretics, and Eëtal-Otoh-Satt!
Dec. 18th, 2023 09:57 amPnårp enviously outdid his own chronic witless boobery with even more hopelessly repetitive stupidity. Then some words sported some noses. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/12/17/
A byte nybbled a word, and then…
Dec. 12th, 2023 01:38 pmPnårp surmised that a badger destroyed that toilet, fish cannot be milked, raccoons can, and the bird is always the word. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/12/10/
Snow crabs and snow leopards
Dec. 4th, 2023 05:01 pmPnårp watched it snow crabs and snow leopards this week—but at least it wasn’t raining cats and dogs again. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/12/03/
A Sefernday to surely forget
Nov. 21st, 2023 08:04 pmPnårp wished everyone a glorious Sefernday, as ducks went extinct and all the pepperoni trees died. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/11/19/
A quacking bush
Nov. 13th, 2023 02:52 pmPnårp had a highly-polished experience quacking it up in a woodland swamp. Quack, quack, quack. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/11/12/
Musings on the salad of chicken and eggs
Nov. 6th, 2023 12:58 pmPnårp is kept up at night thinking about how much of everything we see… is all chickens. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/11/05/
Pnårp muddled about, mumbling about mulberries in his mulbiary and mubbleducks mubbling about in his mubbliary. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/10/29/
An oversized capybara, a staccato cadence
Oct. 23rd, 2023 01:55 pmPnårp recounts tales of a sanctimonious old iceberg and an oversized capybara. A chair and a mattress conversed. Hair was also set on fire. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/10/22/
A real nobody
Oct. 16th, 2023 10:58 amPnårp meandered through succinct vignettes: A nobody, parkways, a chair, Carparkers, a viscous revelation, more nothin’, underdunkery, overdunkery, disjection, sonority, and pandas. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/10/15/
A week of weekdays and their horrors
Oct. 9th, 2023 02:05 pmPnårp worked his way through horrors lunatic, martial, mercurial, jovial, frigging, saturnine, and sundry. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/10/08/
For want of a letterbox
Oct. 2nd, 2023 04:18 pmPnårp found himself in a letterbox desert, ambled down to the post office, and finished his philatelic adventure with one word: “Slechtstschrijvend!” https://www.pnarp.com/2023/10/01/
A bolo tie and a blogging accident
Sep. 25th, 2023 03:21 pmThis week, Pnårp countenanced a fistfight and a fishwright, went wyoming, teased a paper shredder, and maximized his jerkassity. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/09/24/
The Aroostook Roo Store
Sep. 19th, 2023 01:34 pmPnårp did not get his eyes pecked out this week. But he did have a piece of rubble thrown at his head! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/09/17/
By fish or by Finn
Sep. 15th, 2023 02:29 pmOn the back of a really, really big fish, Pnårp traversed the globe to transform a piscatorial purveyor of fishy footwear into beetle food! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/09/10/
Corn gone bacon and eggs
Sep. 5th, 2023 12:47 pmPilfered pink slime leads to a brouhaha, a headless chicken crashing a dance party, and corn in all the right places. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/09/03/
Cwæþ the Pnårp
Aug. 31st, 2023 03:25 pmFor the 500th time, Pnårp cwæþ a lot of things this week, and a lot of them in quotation marks, too! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/08/27/
Negotiating a goats-for-oats deal
Aug. 24th, 2023 02:42 pmPnårp recounts three stories, tightly woven and inextricably linked, of goats, of presidents, and of pigs feet. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/08/20/
This week, flurries of bleating led to a disassembled couch, crevices full of goats, and a cat named Nurdlebutt. Or so the dugongs wanted Pnårp to believe. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/08/13/
Playing a katydid like a fiddle
Aug. 9th, 2023 09:12 pmPnårp recounts a story of arms and of hammers, of baking soda, and of using a katydid in ways God never imagined. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/08/06/
