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Time passed, goats burped, cheese impacted, fnords appeared, plumbing came unplumbed, and then there was that Roman emperor who… https://www.pnarp.com/2023/07/30/
A fresh set of gnome latrines
Jul. 26th, 2023 12:17 pmIn quieter moments, Pnårp wonders about the dichotomy between cross-eyed and wall-eyed. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/07/23/
Of many varied and sundry things Pnårp wrote this week, because of many varied and sundry things that happened to him (and some that didn’t). https://www.pnarp.com/2023/07/16/
Ratiocination and a rat
Jul. 12th, 2023 08:55 pmDamnable mammals squat in Pnårp’s appliances—a pangolin, a rat, and lawn-choking kudzu. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/07/09/
Today I was being even more, more or less
Jul. 6th, 2023 06:49 pmPnårp was being anything and everything this week, sometimes two halves of something else at a time! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/07/02/
Dogs that ate backwards
Jun. 26th, 2023 10:47 amPnårp wanted to open a kennel and breed narcoleptic dogs, like Stanford University did. But instead he ended up with dogs that ate backwards. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/06/25/
Chicken dickin’ good!
Jun. 18th, 2023 02:30 pmPnårp perused the menu while a stray customer wandered by. And then… https://www.pnarp.com/2023/06/18/
Gearless largesse and rageless eelgrass
Jun. 12th, 2023 09:14 pmThe eelgrass undulated. A duck quacked, then quacked no more. Flowers loomed. And Pnårp fed a poetaster to a grue. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/06/11/
It doesn’t have to—but I always do
Jun. 6th, 2023 02:34 pmPnårp concluded this week that it didn’t make sense. And it didn’t have to. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/06/04/
Crap! Crabapple! Crapapple!
Jun. 1st, 2023 08:07 pmPnårp cursed mightily upon many, many more things this week. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/05/28/
Crap! Carp! Scrap! Scarp!
May. 26th, 2023 03:53 pmPnårp swore mightily upon many things this week. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/05/21/
Tuna surprise
May. 15th, 2023 01:25 pmWhat’s for dinner? Pnårp found out this week. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/05/14/
Why fish don’t have feet
May. 8th, 2023 09:06 pmFish don’t have feet, tomatoes don’t have toes, and some people end up looking like lumpy potatoes when hairless. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/05/07/
A monolithic dump
May. 1st, 2023 08:29 pmPnårp almost snapped his cortex in twain this week, the culmination of lithovory, oppilation, ostentation, and ultimate relieving easement. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/04/30/
A turtle extended its neck and quacked
Apr. 24th, 2023 10:23 amPnårp simmered down and got back to blogging—several times this week. That’s a lot of simmering. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/04/23/
Being a little bit taller
Apr. 20th, 2023 10:09 pmPnårp was exactly six foot three this week—hanging from the rafters, upside-down, like a bat. Until the mud came. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/04/16/
Being six feet tall
Apr. 12th, 2023 08:40 pmPnårp was exactly six feet tall this week—all week, every day, every hour, and every minute. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/04/09/
The unwary victim of cellular ennui
Apr. 3rd, 2023 04:04 pmPnårp’s teeth grew longer, his hair shorter, his nose smellier, and his old car tire piles ever higher. Also, turtle husbandry was considered. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/04/02/
Cities of obsidian in the Canadian Shield
Mar. 27th, 2023 05:14 pmA poetry recital at the Abecedarium was enveloped in nightmares—of squid, of gnomes, and of eyeless potatoes. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/03/26/
The day ended before it began
Mar. 20th, 2023 11:28 amTuesday wouldn’t stop coming this week. It just repeated itself over and over. Helplessly, Pnårp watched. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/03/19/
