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To be a featureless white worm
Mar. 15th, 2023 03:25 pm“Muu-uu-ugghh.” Pnårp again became a detritivore parasite: A featureless white worm. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/03/12/
Landing head-first in March
Mar. 6th, 2023 10:28 amTrapped under foot upon foot of snow with only pen and paper, Pnårp composed a treatise on Hollywood cavemen and quantum gumbidynamics. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/03/05/
To catch a fly
Feb. 27th, 2023 05:23 pmPnårp tried to catch a fly in his eyelashes but instead ended up with… https://www.pnarp.com/2023/02/26/
My spaghetti trees had all flowered
Feb. 21st, 2023 03:31 pmPnårp experienced a nightmare about bagels and an ode to a gaggle of geese, then learned his trees had all flowered and his milk had all soured! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/02/19/
And the rest was history
Feb. 13th, 2023 11:48 amPnårp wandered backwards through history and reminisced about square chickens, the Historiograph, mixotrophs, and using live rodents to get online. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/02/12/
The house that Pnårp built
Feb. 6th, 2023 03:40 pmPeople ask, “Who is Pnårp?” but he is a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a riddle wrapped in a six-foot-long soft taco shell. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/02/05/
A mystery of hasps and coat hangers
Jan. 30th, 2023 10:25 amA mystery presented itself this week: Whence came this coat hanger? Why was it here? What did it mean? https://www.pnarp.com/2023/01/29/
Thinking for myself
Jan. 24th, 2023 04:57 pmPnårp endeavored to be both isotropic and homogeneous at the same time, failed, but still startled a clutch of confused cosmologists. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/01/22/
No more barriers to cross
Jan. 16th, 2023 01:54 pmPnårp never knew precisely how many squirrels there were. But these billions of squirrel-pelt lampshades mean there are fewer now! https://www.pnarp.com/2023/01/15/
Feeling rather non-Euclidean
Jan. 9th, 2023 01:01 pmPnårp donned his Möbius belt and went on a Möbius trip. Then someone smacked him in the head with a newspaper. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/01/08/
I am my thoughts… I am time
Jan. 3rd, 2023 05:57 pmPnårp ushered in the new year with a snap, a terror, a Chloë, a forehead, a footstool, a thou, a zebra tweezer, a pope, a fridge, a blonde huzzey-muffet, a measle, a fruitcake, and pancakes. https://www.pnarp.com/2023/01/01/
A real galleyshnogger of a Christmas
Dec. 30th, 2022 11:29 pmPnårp nearly froze to death, watched Santa Claus fall from the sky, called everyone Sleestaks, and became 0.043 thous shorter this week. https://www.pnarp.com/2022/12/25/
Toppings on the bottom?
Dec. 23rd, 2022 04:41 pmPnårp found himself confused and angered by toppings on the bottom of his pizza, inside-out bread, and false toadflax with orange drupes. https://www.pnarp.com/2022/12/18/
We were bipedal murder chickens
Dec. 13th, 2022 12:37 amA man on stilts, dressed as Uncle Sam, nearly nine feet tall, loomed over Pnårp. Patriotic American music played in the background. https://www.pnarp.com/2022/12/11/
Al Gore: A User’s Manual
Dec. 5th, 2022 09:47 pmPnårp reminisced about Christmas, helped another crazy person, ran out of paper towels, and lost all his underwear. Is his outerwear next? https://www.pnarp.com/2022/12/04/
Thanksgiving with the McBorbleys
Nov. 28th, 2022 05:06 pmPnårp caught, stuffed, and cooked a big frozen bird this week—and found another use for all those barrels of bacon grease! https://www.pnarp.com/2022/11/27/
You are a crazy person
Nov. 23rd, 2022 02:33 pmPnårp has been called many things in his life, but this week, one thing was repeated over and over. https://www.pnarp.com/2022/11/20/
Change you can be leaf in
Nov. 17th, 2022 11:09 pmPnårp’s campaign for a ficus tree for Congress this year ended abruptly in a swamp. Then a plane hit. https://www.pnarp.com/2022/11/13/
